



The idea to get a super special, very technical, brand new model, Taylormade putter seemed good at the time. This was after I dropped the rental car at Avis; battled onboard the shuttle to terminal 3 at Heathrow, only to stand among a million people other waiting to hear news about the Emirates flight EK004, which was, at that very minute, circling above us and would either land, or get diverted to Charles De Gaulle airport in Paris. Well what would it be? London or Paris?
Just in case everyone was hard at hearing, the guy with the MEGAPHONE made it clear that "IF YOU WERE BOOKED ON THE EK004 YOU SHOULD NOW LEAVE THE AIRPORT AND COME BACK TOMORROW"...right then - I guess it landed in Paris! Off I went with my suitcase and the three giant shopping bags that held the already acquired golf travel bag, 3 pairs of shoes and umpteen other things I had bought, before leaving for the airport.
The taxi line was 2 miles long, so I abandoned that idea as quickly as my head could whip around towards "Underground".... signal failure - SH*T!! A few inches of snow and all of Southern England comes to a screeching halt?? Down into the tunnel I went, lugging bags and listening to broken conversations on my way: "....saying that we can't.....first chance Christmas Day....yes we have a hotel....mom that we miss her" -- "...British Airways.....so we are in line at.....call and tell....late for work...." OH MY GOSH! I could see the elevators from my vanish point, but to reach it I would have to crawl over 326 luggage carts, 35 children, 196 suitcases and 5 "I am here to help" customer service people, trying to control the mob.
54 minutes later I reached the platform where Heathrow Express stops; I was relieved to find that there was only 4 minutes to the non-stop train to Paddington. It was shortlived! The train pulled up so far past me that it missed me by 100 yards. Like a hundred ants following a trail of sugar we all moved towards the last car and the one open door, as if our life depended on it. This was a scene out of Armageddon....I'm on the phone asking Aric to find me a hotel in the city as I knew all hotels around the airport would be booked by the horde of people stranded. Meanwhile the next train comes...and this time it stops SHORT of where I am standing...IS THIS A GODDAMN JOKE??? Finally I latched on to a big burley guy who was from Glasgow (and they are burley) - he told me to stand right behind him and when the next train pulled up he would clear a path for me...in the meantime I got to know all about the job he was supposed to have worked on in Spain, had he actually made his flight - and all about his girlfriend and her two kids and the dog who was sick and the great grandma who was supposed to visit from Edinburgh....I just tuned out and made for the door when the train pulled up.
The Heathrow Express to Paddington normally takes 15 minutes but 28 minutes later we pulled in. Dragging my luggage towards the taxi line outside I already realized it would be a lost cause. With 10 below zero and more snow in the forecast, every London taxi driver was snuggling under a feather duvet. I was dragging my suitcase through grey icy muck for two miles to the nearest hotel, so I could try to flag down a cab. At the Hilton Millenium I waited 15 minutes and by the time I reached the Grand at Trafalgar Square across London, where Aric had found a room for me online, I was so worked up that only a stiff Cosmo and Sushi dinner could calm me down!
In hindsight, I probably should have made my way out of London when my colleagues were rushing from our management meeting, because there was snow in the forecast. I thought, "what's a little snow?" I've lived in Chicago for 17 years and you don't see airport closure until you've lived there! So, I rev'ed up my Avis rental wreck and drove to my friend Sally. I did this because she recently put Harley down. Harley was my big wonderful horse whenever I was in town. Ever the gentleman, he was 18 and just got too sloppy on his front legs, so it was time to put him out to pasture. Long story short, he ended up being put to sleep just a week prior to me arriving, so Sally and I were drowning our sorrows at the "Donkey" pub in Elstead, and when I woke up the next morning, we were effectively snowed in!
That's how I eventually found myself at the Super Golf Store, off Regent Street, with a putter, balls, jacket, tees and a variety of other golf accessories, which 2 days later would find their way under the tree and into Aric's stocking, in Dubai.
Once they re-opened Heathrow, I was again struggling to find a cab and this time the golf travel bag was filled with more presents....and the aforementioned putter.
Christmas Eve we took in a few stragglers....Kevin from the US, who is here on an assignment with Cisco and whose wife hasn't joined him yet; Tina, my sister-in-law who just arrived on the 20th with my niece Josefine, who were both abandoned by my brother because he was picked for flights while everyone else in FlyDubai was off; and Elona and Andrew, Courtney's parents - alone and missing their daughter, who is off camping with Aidan in Australia!
The fridge/freezer stopped working around 9am, just when we put the icecream in. We had to rush through the turkey, so we could salvage a little of the vanilla moosh before it became liquid cream. However, in good spirit, we saluted & drank to our kids far away and enjoyed the good company around the table - (with me saying a little prayer, thanking someone above for bringing me home, while so many other families were kept apart for Christmas, due to the weather).
Aric got his putter and I got a racing bike, which I have already clocked 30km on!























