Sunday, January 18, 2009

Open wide - and rinse, please!

Medical science and technology is getting more and more advanced. It's hard to keep up with progress. In my obsessive-compulsive planning and organization of our move from England to Dubai, even with all the fancy Excel spreadsheets I made to remember all the "must do before...." - somehow the "must have teeth cleaned before moving" slipped off the radar.

Enduring the high pitched whine of the cleaning drill and the poking around with a sharp steel instrument is not the kind of adventure I seek often. Mind you, I do my 6 month visits dilligently so I can avoid dentures at 50, but in the moving nightmare, finding a dentist and making an appointment was not a priority, yet.

Last week I did make an appointment and got Kate- the best hygenist, so I had been told by the Danish receptionist (she pointed out that she too was Danish, after reading my registration records) quite nosy if you ask me! The dentist office is a regular UN with international staff!

Tuesday afternoon I settled into the chair - the kind that always makes you feel like you slide down backwards and all the blood collects in your head! All seemed normal up to that point. Kate yapped away in her Polish accent, behind her facemask, and stuffed mirrors and sucking tubes into my mouth. When she got to the polishing part, I got alarmed because the sound was not that of a dull, slow-moving drillbit, nor was the taste of the toothpaste minty! More like Vanilla-Honeysuckle !! She put safety glasses on my face - that was when my heart started beating faster. Why would I need safety glasses? What could possibly fly out of my mouth that would end up in my eyes? Kate patiently explained that they now use a super high powered water jet to cleanse and polish the teeth and get stains off. "It tends to get water everywhere", she said. Images of something resembling Aric's industrial power washer and a jack hammer entered my mind but I faithfully closed my eyes since Kate assured there would be no pain: "It will just feel a bit cold".

10 seconds later she peeled me off the ceiling! A bit cold!!?? Biting into tin-foil would have given me pleasure in comparison! Thank God this ordeal only happens every 6 months. I can do without new technologically advanced dental equioment in the future. After paying the equivalent to $100 (gas may be cheap here but doctors aren't!) I drove home with teeth shining like something out of a Colgate commercial. All said and done I suppose it isn't worse than childbirth.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Crisis! What Crisis??
















Interest rates at record lows. Personal bankrupcies at all time high. Unemployment, job losses, "no business" means "out-of-business". Home foreclosures. Consumer spending halted.
I'm not sure what the problem is!? In this country, Arab women are coming out of the malls with several bags in each hand and more in their maid's hand! It's all smiles and cheer and if you didn't know better, you would think that somehow overnight, Dubai turned into Shangri La. Maybe the real issue is that many citizens here are burying their heads in the sandbox, hoping reality will bypass them.

With Dubai Shopping Festival on just around the corner, I look forward to see how many people actually show up to take advantage of the 25-70 % discount deals. This event started in 1996 by the Sheikh and is normally a month-long shopping celebration, aimed at attracting tourists with tax free buying. This year the retailers have been asked to pony up several thousand Dirhams to participate in the festival and they aren't happy - as we all know tourism is down. Hotels are advertising half-off room rates and visitors just aren't flying in like they did in previous years.

The newspapers are writing articles about young Emiratis are buying cars, jewelry, clothes and electronics more than ever. Somehow it doesn't add up. Perhaps the papers are lying (no surprise there). Perhaps the youth is unaware that their very existence and economy is based on oil which is running out - and tourism which is dwindling - or perhaps their parents forgot to tell them the allowance has been turned down slightly due to Global Financial Meltdown? Whatever the case - you aren't seeing expats out jazzing around the malls buying bling-bling. They are busy packing what few items they can bring with them, now that many jobs have been cut and contracts are ending. When people here lose their job, the residence visa is cancelled and they have 30 days to vacate the country. Many are walking away from a home and debt. I would expect headlines to reflect doom and gloom but in fact, here is how Dubai deals with the crisis: The planned project to build the world's tallest building (one kilometer tall) has been stalled (and may end up a few stories shorter, who knows?). The planned 74 km long Arabian Creek with properties along it, has been reduced to 7.4 km "Let's just move the comma and change the decimals...surely no-one will notice".

We feel very fortunate to have our jobs and it looks as if that will continue to be a sure thing for some time. But we cannot help but feel the despair when we chase things for our home at garage sales. The families who have items for sale typically aren't leaving of their own free will. They share the bad news with us and we haul their unwanted belongings such as plants away to the car. I'm not sure this financial crisis has hit home yet among many of the local Emirates residents. This author found some fun time away in UK last weekend. Took a break from the despair, with horsing around - despite the minus 3 degrees and enjoyed a Thai dinner with the stable girls, plus got the chance to see lots of good friends (Donna: I know you are reading this! - Tell Alyson it was an Oscar winning spread of a lunch!!) We have to keep our good sense of humor and remember to smell the roses (and horse manure)!

Friday, January 9, 2009

Stay between the lines!

I'm delighted to be allowed out of the sandbox yet again! Back in England for a few days on business. It's such a treat to drive on the left side of the road again, I only went up a street on the wrong side once, so far, but fortunately there was nobody coming against me. You can't get too complacent, it's nice to be jerked to attention when driving. How I also enjoy the fact that people are driving in between the lines here and not on them! And the British are so polite and know excactly how and where to place themselves going in to a round-about, plus they indicate and signal where they intend to get off. I think Aric and I are starting to drive like the Pakistani and Indian taxi drivers in Dubai - when in Rome.... so it is good for me to come back to civilization and a set of good traffic rules!

Before leaving on my trip, Aric and I were given free tickets from a friend to see AC Milan (and David Beckham) vs. Hamburg play in Dubai at the new "Rugby Sevens" stadium, well more like Scaffoldium! The entire stadium is still scaffold and temporary! 20 minutes into first half, the food ran out - people were fighting over chips! I think Dubai could learn a thing or two from UK and US in terms of big sports events. I felt I was back at Hunter's Sunday mini-league soccer game where we sat on makeshift camping chairs drinking hot chocolate to keep warm. The game - and Beckham - was not too exciting, so people found more fun in doing the wave...about 23 times around the entire stadium. It was the funniest thing I have seen. Even the VIP seating with the Sheikhs got up with raised arms. I have lots of photos but have to wait until I get back to Dubai to load them. None of Posh Spice/Victoria Beckham - I think she was busy mingling with the footballer wives from Italy.

My feet have been in flip-flops for 8 months, so trying to squeeze them into winter boots, let alone socks, was a disaster and they really protested. Since landing in the UK, I have been shivering due to the 20 degree C difference in temps. But somehow it feels good to be back in the cold and I get plenty of it this weekend when I go horse riding with my girlfriends.


Monday, January 5, 2009

104.10 WDIE FM

At first, I wanted to strangle the boys for changing my radio station settings - again! I hit every button only managing to get classical funeral muzak from all the radion stations in Dubai. Aric and I were in the car with our morning coffee, on our way to a garage sale - now that many expats are blowing Dodge because of layoffs or contract terminations we are finding treasures for the apartment at bargain prices - but the usual upbeat pop music was missing. Darn kids pulling a prank on me!!
We didn't put two and two together from the news the night before that one of the Sheikhs had died. But listening to hours and hours, days upon days of "Prelude to Death" was not what we expected. Despite the high caffeine octane we were dozing off from these drab tunes!

Turns out the ruler of Umm al-Quwain, the smallest of the seven emirates, died on Friday in London. No further explanation. It was all a bit mysterious and the government is always very private and short on elaboration here. So we speculated what he might have died of, as you do when you are left with no info and too much imagination, (like maybe he was with his mistress and had a heart attack?) It doesn't really matter I suppose. I'm sure it was old age - he looked like a droopy old bulldog (no offense to our newly acquired Slim).
The result was that the Sheikh of Dubai and the other rulers of UAE decided to highjack the airwaves, stick endless loops of classical suicidal music on 24/7 and declare a 4-day mourning period where all government institutions closed. It took another 24 hours, countless of emails to friends and colleagues and more speculation, before we knew whether our school was closed. Turns out (via email at 12.01am which I checked at 6.20am) that the kids were indeed off and that we could have slept in on Sunday.

Oh how I love the efficiency and organized, straight forward "let's keep our citizens informed" mentality here. Flags are still flying at half mast and the government is now 4 days behind in their business....what further setbacks and spoiled parties will we experience because the Sheikh is in a foul mood from investments and fortunes dwindling? Nothing better stop us from going to the AC Milan match tomorrow evening to see David Beckham and the boys play! More on that in the next blog.

Friday, January 2, 2009

Waking up on the wrong side of the bed!
















It feels like any other [Western] democracy with free speech, high tolerance and somewhat laxed rules. Until Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum, Prime Minister and Vice President of the United Arab Emirates (UAE), and the ruler of Dubai, wakes up on the wrong side of his bed and decides to cancel all New Year celebrations! 8 am and we're enjoying a nice breakfast when Radio 2 announces that all public events and fireworks are off, in solidarity and sympathy of Palestine, just bombed by Israel. That's sort of when you realize that we live in the Arab world of dictatorship, however benign it may appear.

By 11 am the ban was extended to all hotels and night clubs. Every major hotel and spa had arranged New Year dinner packages for minimum 500 dirhams per person - so we were happy that we didn't buy into one of those but instead had plans to go to the Maartensen Palm Jumeirah home for dinner and drinks. Poor Tomkat and Beckhams, who were all in for the giant Atlantis hotel bash....sticking Victoria's parents in his Palm home on frond K, villa number...well I better not publish which number in case the paparazzi show up; while he and the Mrs frolicked around with Tom and Katie in the quiet and foggy night! Must have been sheer disappointment! We did invite them to the party on frond O, but they must have gotten lost in the palm tree layout.
All hotel management had emergency meetings by 4pm and there were talks of court petitions - but I'm pretty sure the Sheikh rules the courts too so there was no rescue in sight. When the clock struck twelve midnight I think it was only the Maartensens and their guests who could be heard through Dubai, singing Irish, Swedish, Scottish and Australian bar songs. It was quite an international gathering and we had a blast (and a tad too much champagne)!
Arriving back at the penthouse around 2.30am we discovered that we had new neighbors, if just for one night. A couple of guys had rented the penthouse next door for 2 days to host a cocktail party and it was in full swing when we decided to introduce ourselves. Should have said stop after the champagne...but nooo! 4 am we literally rolled into our penthouse and I didn't get out of bed until this morning (where did January 1st go??) after hugging a certain porcelain unit for several hours. Brutal but fun New Years celebration topped only by the relaxing today at the roof top pool. We are still enjoying 85 F and sunny days.

Many people here feel terrible about the raids in Palestine but somehow I doubt the somber and rather impromptu decision by the Sheikh had any effect among the expatriate community, which out-number the local Emiraties by three at least. We just made our own private parties and tried for a few hours to forget we live in a restricted climate which normally is not that irrational.

From Russia with love




















Weighing in at whopping 14 lbs 10 oz; 52 cm long, he is a very healthy and hairy boy with a bark where his mouth is! He sleeps through the night already at 6 months. He was born in Russia but is of French heritage and now lives with us in Dubai. There was no labor involved. He did not arrive with the stork. Santa brought him. Slim is his name and naughty is his game! My furry Christmas present is a cuddly French bulldog with big spotty bat ears. The Christmas dinner was delayed a few hours while we went to pick him up from the pet shop and man was he happy to get the heck out of that place with all the yapping going on!

We were not going to get another dog after Blaze died in 2006 – especially since we now live in a penthouse. But Slim is a perfect apartment dog and the roof terrace is a perfect hangout spot for us and him. Luckily he is top heavy and can’t jump very high so no danger of him going over the 7 foot walls. We were told bulldogs aren’t good swimmers. All of the Ault pets have been water animals – Slim is no exception as we discovered after throwing him in the deep end of the pool. He managed to swim to the stairs with no effort! As with any new baby come all the accessories. We bought him a nice lime green dog bed which he promptly proceeded to pee on. He is teething and would rather chew on shoe laces than his rawhide bones. Raising and potty training two boys several years ago, I forgot how patient and motivating you have to be; it took Aidan and Hunter nearly 3 years so expecting the dog to know where to go and not go, in a week, is probably too optimistic but we are getting there.

Can’t say that this Christmas was a big event with lots of presents. It has been a busy time just getting settled in our apartment and we didn’t really decorate or make a big deal out of the season. However, we had the spirit and were determent to make it “home where the heart is”. We threw a few steaks on the grill, made double baked potatoes, said cheers with some good wine we got in a undercover booze run to Al Sharja and settled on the couch with Slim and watched Mamma Mia.

Aidan got his skate board and Hunter his snow board so all was OK in that camp. Aric wanted and got new binoculars so he can spy on the neighbors. He says it’s for looking at all the boats going in an out of the marina – yeah right! I find it amazing to see how other people furnish their apartments. The “I-Spy” game took it all out of Aric…he ended up passing out with the dog! What a super Christmas, wouldn’t have wanted it any other way here in the sandbox!